Product warning labels for physicists.

Many years ago, when lasers were very new, I saw this label in a university lab:

"Warning: Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye."

Sadly, that one didn't make it onto this list, but there are a couple of good ones in there anyway.

Product warning labels for physicists.

Via Tin Man: Product warning labels for physicists. My favorite: “Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State.”

[Jarrett House North]

I'm partial to

PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any Use of This Product, In Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe.

although all are good.

11:19:06 PM    

that's the spirit!.

[via Erik] Michael has a hilarious post entitled The Irish go to War with France. Go read it. :-)

[d2r]

Yes indeed. It's good to be Irish.

11:14:22 PM