Thursday, October 03, 2002

Idiot. What are people like this thinking? Veritas CFO leaves on MBA lie. The software maker says that former CFO Kenneth E. Lonchar falsely claimed to have received an MBA from Stanford University. [CNET News.com] comment []8:27:03 AM

Sometimes I worry that I'm not doing useful things with my life. Then I see an article like this in New Scientist, and I know I'm doing just fine, thank you. Pig's teeth and rat's bellies - there's a job for you. And this is definitely one more reason to keep your original teeth. comment []7:57:49 AM

Glad That's Settled Yahoo reports this as the official world's funniest joke: "Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?" comment []7:34:43 AM

It's officially autumn. This morning I smelled the unmistakable odor of burning dust, as I turned on the furnace for the first time. It's cold in Socal! comment []7:27:57 AM

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