yesterday we (my wife and I) went to PetSmart to take care of all our pet shopping needs.  First off, PetSmart is an

amazingly crazy store...it's the Target of pet items.  From stylish dog beds (which we bought), to stylish dog leashes (which we also bought), to treats shaped like different things (candy canes just in time for the holidays), it's got it all.  You can bring your pets to the store, and they have training classes there as well.

We bought some cow hooves for our dogs as treats.  They are cheap ($0.89 apiece) and the dogs can chew on them for hours.  The problem is they stink.  They smell like a cross between an open, spoiled jar of peanut butter and a fart after a twelve hour chili eating contest.

So here I sit, $100.00 lighter in the wallet, with 2 happy dogs and the rank stench of slobbery cow hoof around me.