[Weird News] - Minnie @ 06:26:45 am

That wasn’t supposed to be dog food. The dog ate one of my implants!” wails Courtney Love.

Panties in a wad.  Tom Jones announces that he feels insulted when women throw panties at him -- unless of course, they are used.   “I give it my all onstage because I want to fill the crowd with enthusiasm - but that which comes from the heart and not out of a plastic bag.”

Size does matter!
So what do you do when you have been accused of sexual assaults? You announce you have one inch willy and get cleared of all charges.
“I am too embarrassed to show myself to another person,” said John Webb.  all via [davezilla.com]