SomethingAwful's Photoshop Phriday is in da hizouse, yo, with magazines dat let you get yo' read on, like a mad literate freak, yo!

Darnit...I think that Radio used to put a hard copy of pictures on your weblog with a cut and paste and now it does a link to the image...not cool.

Spaniards are sexist?!?  Nah, get outta here!

"Would you like some super-sized freedom fries with your order of McLiberty Cabbage?"

"No, thanks, I would rather play a rousing round of tossing phallus (via illtron) than chew on your imperialist dog food!"

You know I think our world's biggest problem is population control.  As our numbers explode, the drooling idiot pool is coming to a precariously dangerous boiling point.  Soon we will be overrun, and then where will the sane minority take refuge?  It's almost as if Cro-Magnon man has been secretly plotting the destruction of Neanderthal all this time, laying low and biding their time over the centuries and millenia, and now their Jerry Springer-like club-swinging plan is ready to spring into action.