Friday, October 10, 2003
For real "fair and balanced" news I read somethingawful.com:

did you guys know that Nokia's new N-Gage handheld gaming device and phone was just released? No? How could you not be riveted by the hideously inappropriate media campaign Nokia has launched to promote the N-Gage? Nokia has spent millions despite the fact that every sensible indication is that the N-Gage is the biggest piece of shit since a meteor made of shit crashed into the planet Crapulon's capital city of Shitopolis.

Unbiased media at its finest...and funniest! :)

2:42:45 PM  #  
I swear they handed this out to my math professors in college when they were hired. via [brainlog]

11:15:58 AM  #