Getting dirty is a surefire way to give a chick the flick, with some getting a bit too literal when it comes time to dumping.

"Dropping a turd is the best way, I think," a 28-year-old not-so-civil civil servant says. "It's even better if you can do it in her bed. It might not work the first time if she treats it as an accident, but if you hit her a second time, she'll get rid of you for sure."