Someone in my office yesterday told me he "wouldn't spend a dime in France". Of course I asked him why... he said, "They don't support us, why should we support them?" Wow. OK, whatever, crazy person. I guess you could also ask why should anybody support anybody? What are you talking about? If you don't want to go to France, don't go. But don't refuse to go because "they don't support us." Weirdo.

Coming back from lunch today I heard a snippet of a conversation: "...now, what are the Gigabytes on that?... 40? 80? What's the difference?" OK, now he wasn't saying "What's the difference" like you say when you mean "Who cares?"... no, he actually wanted to know what the difference was. OK, first of all, even if you don't know what a Gigabyte is, I think it's obvious what the difference is between 40 Gigabytes and 80 Gigabytes. 80 is more. 80 is more than 40. That's the difference. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with people?

Also, I just decided that maybe I do deserve to have a cartoon made about me because I'm such a hopeless case. I cannot chew gum without biting my lips and the inside of my cheek constantly. I just bit the hell out of myself with my canine and now, of course, it will be swollen, which means I will keep biting it. I guess I will just have to stop eating. This will help me lose my college "freshmen fifteen" that I have been so fondly holding onto since 1994.  7:59:03 AM