1. she stinks
2. she's not funny
3. they play "Ode To Joy" as the theme song
4. it's not funny
5. Brooke Shields is not funny

OK, I'm done.  12:35:15 AM    

Today I had a pretty good day at work. At one point one of the partners told me, "Wow, you're cookin' with gas today!" That was pretty funny. Hey, I always cook with gas.

Tonight we had a homemade steak dinner with salad, baked potatoes and crescent rolls. It was pretty good, but Billy semi-ruined it by begging shamelessly. He needs a punch in the snout, but Rob Reed won't let me do it. Thanks a lot, Rob and Heather for spoiling the dog so freaking rotton that he's just a mess for life. Seriously, there's something wrong with him. My family has always had dogs and they've never been to obedience training (Billy has... more than once) but none of them have ever begged like he does. Thanks everybody. Thanks.

So it's the weekend and once again we don't have a plan. But I guess we'll try to go to a matinee or something, do some work, do some lounging, do some laundry, etc. It's supposed to be nicer weather than they predicted a couple of days ago, so that's good at least. Well, goodnight kids.

What I Ate 11/22  12:30:30 AM