Well, the big news story here is apparently that someone in the North End is stealing flowers from window boxes. I kid you not, this is a quote from the stupid local news broadcast:
The North End has had to deal with its share of sexual predators lately, but now this?
Yes, I'm sure everyone is much more concerned about the stolen flowers than the rape and sexual assault. (Yes, that's sarcasm.)
6:17:37 PM
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7:30:26 AM
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I didn't even come here with the intention to complain about anything, but now I need to because I just read about the kid in Florida who got killed by an alligator. Guess why there were lots of alligators around there? Because people regularly fed them. And guess what time it was? Just after dark... a prime feeding time. And can anyone guess what happened afterwards? If you guessed that as retribution, the authorities killed a bunch of alligators, you'd be right. I love how people just think that we get to be in charge of everything. Guess what? The stupid kid was swimming in the alligator's habitat at feeding time. I think I have to say thanks to the alligator for cleaning up the gene pool! Come on, people! And I love how when there have been shark attacks in recent summers the response is to kill sharks. You don't see any sharks coming up onto land and strolling around in our houses, do you? If you did, we'd kill them, right? It's ridiculous. People are idiots. I hope that our stupid species isn't in charge on this planet much longer. It would be much better off run by sharks and alligators. Goodnight.
1:47:08 AM
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