Friday, June 27, 2003
Alright folks, listen up because I've got some important advice.
1. Girls, if you're going to wear white and you don't want people to see your underwear, then you shouldn't wear white underwear, you should wear underwear that matches your skin color.
2. Now, for those of you decide to wear a thong, please realize that it's not invisible, especially if it is, oh, say, red, and your pants are oh, say white. I understand that wearing a thong means you don't have a pantyline but it doesn't actually make the thong invisible. Also, you can't wear a thong with low-riding pants unless you want everyone around you to see your whole thong sticking out of the back of your pants.
I can't begin to count the number of women I have seen in this city disobeying these simple rules of fashion and etiquette and I don't even know what else... modesty? I just don't understand. Unless you're Cher I don't think you want people to clearly see the outline of your ass crack.
11:24:23 PM 
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