Monday, November 3, 2003

I'm too tired to bear to post right now but I hate not to. So this is my measly attempt at keeping up.

First, Jeb Bush, let that poor woman in your state die. She's been brain dead for 13 years, she's never waking up. I hope that if I ever lived in such a horrible state as Florida, and had such a horrible thing happen to me, that someone would have the guts to just pull the plug. Please, everyone, promise me I will never lie in a bed for 13 years brain-dead while everyone fights over whether I'm "alive" or not.

Next, Heather met some real winners out there in Kansas. Those guys are right. People from western Kansas really aren't good enough for people from upstate New York, because upstate New York is full of classy folks. Much like this place.

Next, no one should have a pet unless they have a small farm. If you don't believe me, just stop by our menagerie. You quickly will see the error of your ways. No offense, Billy, I love you. But it's true.

Lastly, you've probably heard the joke everyone needs a housewife... meaning each individual needs someone who can stay at home and take care of the house, the dishes, the pets, the kids (if applicable), etc. Well, it's true! I'm not trying to make a joke but we could seriously use a housewife around this place. And I'm not talking about someone who has to stay at home because they're unemployed for example, as is Rob's case, or someone who is at home a lot because they work from home, or are in grad school, or anything else like that. I mean someone whose whole job it is to keep the place clean, the fridge stocked, the laundry done, the dog walked, the fish tank changed, etc. I need one of those BADLY. I want the nouveau 1950's please.

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