Keyrock

So my dad's nickname is Keyrock. This is in reference to a skit that used to be on Saturday Night Live where Keyrock was an "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer". His catchphrase was, "your world frightens and confuses me". Dad started saying this because he can't pay attention to more than one thing at a time. Then he decided to go by the nickname Keyrock. Oh, Keyrock. This causes endless amusement to my friends. The very first time he met one of my roommates, Marissa, he introduced himself that way. I was so embarrassed. So that's the story of Keyrock.