From USA Today: Parents fear online chatting ruins kids' language skills
April Fool's (maybe)
I first spotted this article on the front page of USA Today for April 1, 2003. The teaser read like this:
u r what
u write
Language of online chat mangles grammar and omits punctuation - 9D
After turning to page 9D I quickly saw that there was no article by that title. I couldn't find it on the next page either. I'm thinking, "How cute! USA Today made a funny on April Fool's day." As it turns out the article was at the top of 8D instead.
Ah, yes, irony. An article about English skills is put on a different page than advertised. The problem with being a pedant (as I well know) is that every time I take an opportunity to criticize and critique, I usually make mistakes in or near my critique.
On to the article
You can find the online version of the article at USA Today's website.
My favorite quote:
A father realized that his son put this on his job application: "i want 2 b a counselor because i love 2 work with kids." The father immediately yanked AOL instant messenger from their computer. Yikes!
Funny fingers
I tend to be a perfectionist about all of the grammar and spelling rules that I can remember from school. I even bought an American English usage guide recently so I could refresh my skills. Strangely, though, my fingers seem to have a mind of their own (some might call it "muscle memory"). I often find that my fingers have typed letters or words that sound the same as the word I am thinking about. (Examples: "there" for "their," and "no" for "know")
Fear of the future
Sometimes I worry that the new "script kiddies" with their "k3wln355" (coolness) will eclipse technologists with more experience just because they are able to tackle the new, cool stuff quickly. But then I think, "It will still be a while before the generation currently in charge will hand over big corporate dollars to these 'dudes.'"