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Astronomers Report Evidence of 'Dark Energy' Splitting the Universe
Dave Letterman nailed this one. He too reads Times. In Lettermanland, a somber announcer intones:: “Astronomers now believe that the universe contains a massive amount of ‘dark energy’ which is pushing the universe apart. Furthermore, they believe this ‘repulsive, antigravitational force will eventually turn the universe into a cold, dark, empty space.”
(Then, suddenly happy) “So rush right into Applebee’s and try our new riblets and popcorn shrimp combo before it’s too late! Applebee’s. Eating good in the neighborhood!” CBS Late Night Astro-ph -July, 2003 |
-Makes you wanta holler, way they do my space.
Peter Guralnick on Sam Cooke on NPR -July 30, 2003
Pentagon Abandons Plan for Futures Market on Terror -NYT, July 29, 2003
Nerve Cell Structure May Figure Into Defects In The First Stages Of Life Sciene Daily, July 29, 2003
Bob Hope, 100, star of big broadcast of 1938, gone NYT, July 28, 2003
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