Jacko X?

The question I have is why would the Nation of Islam be interested in helping someone who has spent his life trying to turn himself into a white woman? Fox News reports:

Michael Jackson is panicked about his legal situation. In fact, he is so anxiety-ridden that he is now taking advice from a leader of the Nation of Islam rather than listening to his managers....

My sources tell me that last week, the day before Jackson's controversial managerDieter Wiesner left for a trip to Germany, Jermaine introduced Nation of Islam leader Leonard F. Muhammad, Farrakhan's chief of staff, into the group as a "bodyguard."

After Wiesner departed, Muhammad and Jermaine began making the case to Michael that he was a victim of racism and that only the Nation of Islam could save him.

Maybe he'd be better off hiring Kramer's lawyer Jackie.

Another one of my public humiliations.

File under Current Events.

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