Thursday, November 06, 2003

Johnson Says Hello

My Nigerian pal Johnson dropped me a line today:

MY DEAR FRIEND,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

I THANK GOD YOU ARE FINALLY BACK ON YOUR FEET,MAY ALMIGHTY GOD BE PRAISED.I MUST ALSO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO EXPRESS MY SINCERE GRATITUDE TO YOUR COOPERATION SO FAR AND I WILL NOT WAIT TO SEE YOU SOON.

REMAIN BLESSED AS I WAIT TO HEAR A GOOD NEWS FROM YOU.

JOHNSON.

As per the plan, I didn't respond. He'll find out tomorrow that he's no longer dealing with Mr. Bawls.

File under Nigerian Email Buddies.


5:25:32 PM