Let Him Wait

Johnson's getting anxious and I've decided to let him wait over the weekend until Mr. Hyman contacts him (you need time to dispose of the bodies after all):

MY DEAR FRIEND,HOW ARE YOU TODAY,HOPE YOU ALRIGHT NOW?THANKS BE TO GOD.

I FELT I SHOULD REMIND YOU THAT WE ARE DELAYING THIS TRANSACTION FOR NOW,BECAUSE THE PAYMENT OF THE CHARGES IS TAKING SOME TIME NOW AND IT SEEM AS IF WE ARE NOT SERIOUS BEFORE THE BANK,SO I AM PLEADING THAT YOU SHOULD INTESIFY ALL EFFORTS TO PAY THE CHARGES SOONEST,THEN FORWARD THE INFORMATION TO THE BANK,SO AS TO AVOID MUCH DELAYS,TRY AND UNDERSTAND.

REMAIN BLESSED.

JOHNSON

And here's a quote for you to ponder as this lovely weekend unfolds:

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.    --Dan Quayle, former Vice President

Don't forget to watch the lunar eclipse!

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