Monday, December 22, 2003

Which Video To Buy? I can't take credit for this, I got it by email. But I'll throw it out there for what it's worth: THE PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? The Titanic Video or The Clinton Video??? Decisions, decisions...... TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry CLINTON VIDEO: Monica forced to return her gifts TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack forever CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember jack TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing. So, which one would you buy? File under Rants and Raves. 8:17:10 PM