Monday, December 22, 2003


Which Video To Buy?

I can't take credit for this, I got it by email. But I'll throw it out there for what it's worth:

THE PROBLEM: Two Videos are for sale - Which to Buy? The Titanic
Video
or The Clinton Video??? Decisions, decisions......

TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet
CLINTON VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
CLINTON VIDEO: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,
and subsequent catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill is a bullshit artist

TITANIC VIDEO: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit
CLINTON VIDEO: Let's not go there

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
CLINTON VIDEO: Monica forced to return her gifts

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose remembers Jack forever
CLINTON VIDEO: Clinton doesn't remember jack

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death
CLINTON VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hillary ... basically the same thing.

So, which one would you buy?

File under Rants and Raves.


8:17:10 PM