What's The Frequency Kenneth?

OK, so we have what are most likely forged documents authored by someone who's now dead, but trust us, they're accurate.

I know it's too late for this year, but next year I think CBS should move Dan Rather out of the anchor chair and over to hosting Survivor: Land of the Hopelessly Lost. Let's face it Dan, it's dog-track time.

File under The Presidential Election.

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