Canada is Inseparable to the US
Our campaign to find "weapons of medicore construction" has spread to Canada and specifically targeted at the hotbeds of massive idiocy like Hamilton, Ontario.
George Bush claims "Canada clearly has to come clean with their weapons of bad beer, human shields in freeway traffice and complete idiotcy programs designed to confabullate and confuicous the enemy.".
Colin Powell concludes "Canada is a threat to themselves, so they are a threat to intellectual horsepower in the US. If we continue to treat them like equals, they will assimilate our culture and everything will cost twice as much!".
Rummy was more succinct "I thought we already assimilated the resources of that country? Damn, get me Franks on the phone!"
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