It's getting out of hand already! I went to lunch at Jack in the Box today and they had a hand written sign up, saying that due to the tomato shortage, they would no longer be offering tomatoes on their hamburgers! What a Jack-Off! It's not a hamburger without the freakin' tomato! Serenity Now!!

I grew up in a big pop state (Michigan is the biggest pop state in the Nation!) and now live in a big soda state (Hawaii is a huuuge soda state!). I'm so confused!! Maybe I should just move to the South and order coke!!