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Stickers (I want to get the cell phone one :)
- Strangers have the best candy
- Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
- No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
- Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
- I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
- " Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.
- They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
- 100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
- All my drinking buddies have a racing problem.
- Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
- Avoid Hangovers; Stay Drunk
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
- Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
- CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS.
- Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich
- Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?
- D.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
- Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
- Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
- Don't believe everything you think
- Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
- DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
- Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
- Have a nice day... somewhere else.
- I DON'T DRINK IT DULLS THE DRUGS
- I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
- If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!









