Kevin Respecki's Radio Weblog


 Sunday, October 16, 2005

Bumper Stickers (I want to get the cell phone one :)

  • Strangers have the best candy
  • Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
  • No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
  • Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
  • I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
  • " Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.
  • They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
  • 100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
  • All my drinking buddies have a racing problem.
  • Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free.
  • Avoid Hangovers; Stay Drunk
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
  • Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
  • CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS.
  • Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich
  • Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?
  • D.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
  • Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
  • Don’t Piss Me Off! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
  • Don't believe everything you think
  • Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
  • DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
  • Everyone Is Entitled To My Opinion
  • Have a nice day... somewhere else.
  • I DON'T DRINK IT DULLS THE DRUGS
  • I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.
  • If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Okay, you've taken the Typing Test, now give the Speed Reading Test a try! My score was 673 wpm at a 82% comprehension level. In all fairness and full disclosure, I did have some speed reading training back in college that helped me immensely, so don't be too depressed by your puny scores :)
I'm a big fan of Safeway's Signature Soup line. My big favorites are the Cravin Crab & Sweet Corn Chowder and the Tuscan Tomato Basil Bisque. I saw a new one at the store today and decided to give it a try: Autumn Harvest Butternut Squash Seasonal Soup (available for a limited time). The verdict: Excellent! If you don't have a Safeway in your town, you can approximate the Tomato Bisque using this recipe. Results may vary according to cooking ability :)

This weeks random 20 songs. Shuffle your entire music collection, click play and list the first 20 songs no matter what.

  1. Smoke Gets In Your Eyes, Bryan Ferry & Roxy Music, Street Life – Greatest Hits
  2. Threshold, Steve Miller Band, Greatest Hits
  3. Come Back To Me, Janet Jackson, Design Of A Decade: 1986-1996
  4. Our Car Club, The Beach Boys, Surfer Girl / Shut Down Vol. 2
  5. South Bay Surfer, The Beach Boys, Surfer Girl / Shut Down Vol. 2
  6. When No One Cares, Frank Sinatra, The Capitol years
  7. Winter Long, Neil Young, Decade
  8. I Want A Lover, Pet Shop Boys, Please
  9. This Night, Billy Joel, An Innocent Man
  10. The Ballad Of You & Me & Pooneil, Jefferson Starship, 2400 Fulton Street
  11. You Ain't Foolin' Nobody, Omar & The Howlers, Hard Times In The Land Of Plenty
  12. The Shape I'm In, The Band, The Best Of The Band
  13. Mr. Jones, Counting Crows, August & Everything After
  14. The First Time, U2, Zooropa
  15. Typical Male, Tina Turner, Break Every Rule
  16. Naked Sunday, Stone Temple Pilots, Core
  17. War Of Man, Neil Young, Harvest Moon
  18. Darlington County, Bruce Springsteen, Born In The U.S.A.
  19. Cold, Cold Heart, Hank WIlliams, 40 Greatest Hits
  20. Victim Of Love, The Eagles, Greatest Hits Vol. 2

Current Library: 347 Albums