I was hoping that a few people could chip in and get me this robot for Christmas. Sure he can't walk around and sure he costs $50,000, but what the heck, I'm family. Right? Of course if there's no love out there, you could always pick me up one of these cheap robot dogs :)

I can't believe that I've already heard the first Christmas song of the season today on the radio. Freakin' Holly Jolly Christmas my A**! It's still a week before Thanksgiving dammit!