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Important Info:
If you're looking for my resume, references... that sort of thing,
you should head over to
www.robreed.info.
Do you like my weblog?
I can design one for you.
Also, I'm coming out with a collection of as many as 12 templates
w/ three variations of each (so a total of 36 weblog templates altogether).
All designs are HTML standards compliant and emphasize CSS.
Templates are designed to be easy for you to use "as is"
or modify however you see fit. Pricing for the entire collection should be very
reasonable (less than $50.00).
Send me an email if you're interested in
custom weblog/website design services
or
weblog templates.
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Tuesday, September 23, 2003
After almost totally destroying my template yesterday it's back and better than ever (in my opinion).
My [ F ] e m a l e [A] is now at version 1.1 and it will probably sit right there for sometime to come (with any luck).
I have a lot of posts on the way now that this little hiccup is behind me so stay tuned...
2:58:05 PM
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Thank You, Heather Martian
Thank You, Jenn Martinelli
Thank You, Mac OS X/BSD UNIX
Thank You, The Magazine Industry
Thank You, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Family Guy (How'd you get so smart?)
Thank You, Boston, after Syracuse and Buffalo I needed you desperately.
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I know it's crass. These things are important to me but also I don't want to waste a lot of time on most of them.
Whether I write them down or not I carry them around in my head so why not just write them down.
Thanks for Nothing, RELIGION for thousands of years of oppression; ignorance and outright stupidity; seemingly limitless death, violence and destruction; hate and isolation. Real hope, even salvation doesn't carry so high a price.
Thanks for Nothing, Microsoft
Thanks for Nothing, Apple Computer/Steve Jobs
Thanks for Nothing, the Boston T
Thanks for Nothing, Boston's Musuem of Science
Thanks for Nothing, SUNY Buffalo/The SUNY Buffalo Classics department (by the way if anyone from SUNY Buffalo sees this please take me off of your alumni mailing list.)
Thanks for Nothing, Harvard University,
for being irresponsibly short-sighted in every way that doesn't
mean more money for your endowment or padding for your reputation.
There are more important things.
Thanks for Nothing, George W. Bush (Thanks for Nothingr father too).
For ruining America at precisely the wrong time.
Thanks for Nothing, Ronald Regan you brain dead piece of shit,
for helping to ruin my life by making me fear for my future and
the world around me when I was growing up.
Thanks for Nothing, My parent's generation for passing on your inadequacies, self-doubt,
fear... and not much else. Your children are your responsibility.
It's is your obligation to pay for their education because their future is your
debt. If you are so vain as to think that in a world of
6+ billion people
there is some need for you to procreate then you had better be prepared to
pay the price.
Thanks for Nothing, The Republican Party, for taking advantage
of the general population's stupidity to your own advantage.
Thanks for Nothing, the Democratic Party, for being too incompetent to figure out
how to help the general population in spite of our collective stupidity.
Thanks for Nothing, Arnold Schwarzenegger,
for taking out your frustrations over your pathetic movie career on
this country.
Thanks for Nothing, California (see Thanks for Nothing Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Thanks for Nothing, The people of Boston and Boston politics, for doing your best
to ruin a truly great city.
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You're not as smart as you think you are.
- Me
The Museum of Science is a shit-pit and I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me that Harvard is killing babies to pad its endowment.
- Me
Success in life is about managing a continuous series of small failures.
- Me
I prefer all of my human interaction in magazine form.
- Me
Hold onto your grudges.
- They are a part of who you are.
- Your life and your experiences don't make any sense without them.
- They represent real knowledge gained.
- At times they're all you have that's of any value. Don't give them away.
- Me
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If I do any I'll post them here. Don't expect miracles ;O)
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Listen up everybody. I've decided to start keeping score.
You may not even realize that you're playing
(I won't tell you. It's my only advantage).
[ Life vs. Me ]
Life: 32
Me: 0
More info: Life gets 1 point for every year of my life to this point.
+1 point because I'm unemployed.
+1 point because my apartment is awful.
+1 point because I have fewer than 3 friends.
[ Dan from Liverpool High School vs. Me ]
Dan: 0
Me: 1
[ Jenn's horrible friend Stacie vs. Me ]
Stacie: 0
Me: 1,000,000
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This link references my Associate ID.
Buy something and I get a little kick-back.
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