daily link   Monday, October 20, 2003

#1 The Meaning of Life

Well you might think this is a big one to tackle right at the start but I want to get a big one out of the way just to get the ball rolling (me = the ball).

I'll start by qualifying this a little. This is more of a definition of the purpose of life not the meaning of life.

The purpose of life is pretty simple...

1. Pick something (anything).
2. Start doing it (the sooner the better).
3. Make as much progress as you can before you die.

That's it.

I'm pretty sure I'm right about this by the way, so anyone else out there working on it can stop now. Also, this definition supersedes any previous definitions you may have seen.

I'm confident that there is no other explanation that identifies and addresses the single defining truth that is the purpose of all life in the universe, and that single defining truth is obsessive determination.

You can identify it everywhere, it's infinite.

It's almost silly to list examples because discrete examples suggest that there are boundaries to what is in fact an all-encompassing reality. But because you will no doubt want some examples, I'll give you some.

We reward obsession... professional athletes are one good example. These are some of the most one dimensional, generally useless people on the planet and yet we idolize them and pay them exorbitant amounts of money for having mastered only a single skill that is useless in any practical sense.

You might try to argue that not all professional athletes are paid well and that's certainly true, but this is just another example of the randomness that is an integral part of this same construct (In other words, #1. Pick something -anything- ).

There are any number of other examples of this playing out, from our obession with beauty (and our loathing of things that aren't perceived of as beautiful) to fame, wealth, poverty, our appreciation of history/ritual/tradition, religion, etc. The universe itself is starting to look like nothing more than one all-encompassing obsessive event (a big bang that is still going strong 15+ billion years later... now that's obsessive). Everything is obesession... science, math, music, technology, disease, all of the forces in the universe that are responsible for creating life and for ending it, globalism/the movement against globalism, economy, law, language, and on and on...

Of course, there are a few gotchas but I'll even give those to you.

Gotcha #1: It is a requirement that you pick only a single direction. The amount of work you do isn't important only the amount of progress you make as measured in a straight line. The direction itself (what you decide to do precisely) is more or less irrelevant.

Gotcha #2: Doing something someone else has already done is a 'no no' (reinventing the wheel). This is where people make their mistakes. If you need to make your own mistakes in life then you are a failure.

Gotcha #3: Depending on what you decide to do you may never get far enough along to be successful in your lifetime. You may do everything right only to have someone else benefit from all of your hard work long after you're dead (if you think about it just a little you'll probably be able to figure out tracks that are more or lees likely to pay off soon).

Gotcha #4: You have to document what you do or it doesn't count.

I think that's everything... but I promised the meaning of life originally, not the purpose of life. The meaning of life is even easier. There is no meaning in life only purpose.

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OK Here goes...

This is it...

After almost a full year of being out of work and a lot of failures (like being out of work for almost a full year) and small successes (like not killing myself after being out of work for almost a full year) I'm ready...

I'm going to do everything all at once. I'm going to accomplish everything I want to do in my life as part of one giant task and I'm starting right now.

I'll let you know when I finish. Ready... SEt... GO!

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Well hi there (he said to no one). I really do want to do a better job of keeping up with my posting. I have about a thousand things to post that just haven't made it up here, and pictures and just all kinds of junk. I'll get this straight eventually. I also have a bunch of other stuff that I want to be working on including: weblog templates, maybe a dozen ideas that I'm trying to push forward with (nothing I want to talk about here... at least not yet. If you think I'm brilliant and you have some money to invest, I'd love to talk to you about some of my ideas), I'm looking for a job (I'd say desperately looking for a job but I'm afraid that it would make me sound desperate), I want to organize my life (everything, all at once), up and running etc.

Oh well, I won't waste a lot of time talking about what I want to be doing. Hopefully that will leave me more time to actually do what I want to be doing.



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Upcoming Events & Other Stuff:

The First Day of the Rest of Your Life

Tomorrow

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MacWorld Expo Jan 2004

San Francisco. Tuesday January 6, 2004
Keynote by Steve Jobs 9am Pacific Time.

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Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King in theaters.
December 17, 2003

I have tickets for 8:25 pm, 12/18/2003.


Simpsons Halloween Special
Treehouse of Horror XIV(Start of a new season of The Simpsons)
8:00 pm EST, Sunday, November 2, 2003


Apple releases OS X 10.3 aka Panther with Release Events at Apple Retail Stores. 8 pm - midnight, 10/24/2003

World Series Game 6: Marlins at Yankees
7:30 pm EST, 10/25/2003



Post Queue

A post queue is a quick little list of items I want to post and maybe (but not always) a description.

If you see something that looks interesting to you, click on the link and send me an email. I'll post about items that you're interested in before the others. Another original and super fantastic idea from robreed.net and GoGoHappySunshine :O)



Reaction to Apple's Jan 6, 2004 Expo Annnouncements

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Movie Review: "Big Fish"

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PC Buying Advice

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Which Linux Distribution Should I Choose and Why?

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Are Computers From Apple Really More Expensive?

A Quick Comparison Based on Current Pricing and Specs.

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The problem with online communities...

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Post Queue: Picky little comment about Dave Winer's ThinkPad purchase.

I don't know why but this guy pisses me off. Well to be fair... I know exactly why ;O)

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Movie Review: "Bend It Like Beckham"

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Movie Review: "Deep Impact"

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I don't want to be the OTIS guy I saw at Starbucks today, 12/17/2003.

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Why I hate Boston's Museum of Science, and why you should too.

votes: 1

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Why Apple's concept of a "Genius Bar" in their retail stores makes absolutely no sense.



Movie Reviews

First I need to explain
the system I use to rate movies.

Now with all that out of the way... it on to the reviews:

-- The Matrix Revolutions



-- View From the Top


-- Head of State


-- X2 X-Men United


-- The Matrix Reloaded


-- Finding Nemo


-- Bruce Almighty



This is my Thank You Bubble.

Thank You, Heather Martian
Thank You, Jenn Martinelli
Thank You, Mac OS X/BSD UNIX
Thank You, The Magazine Industry

Thank You, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Family Guy (How'd you get so smart?)

Thank You, Boston, after Syracuse and Buffalo I needed you desperately.



This is my Thanks for Nothing Bubble.

I know it's crass. These things are important to me but also I don't want to waste a lot of time on most of them.
Whether I write them down or not I carry them around in my head so why not just write them down.

Thanks for Nothing, RELIGION for thousands of years of oppression; ignorance and outright stupidity; seemingly limitless death, violence and destruction; hate and isolation. Real hope, even salvation doesn't carry so high a price.

Thanks for Nothing, Microsoft
Thanks for Nothing, Apple Computer/Steve Jobs
Thanks for Nothing, the Boston T
Thanks for Nothing, Boston's Musuem of Science

Thanks for Nothing, SUNY Buffalo/The SUNY Buffalo Classics department (by the way if anyone from SUNY Buffalo sees this please take me off of your alumni mailing list.)

Thanks for Nothing, Harvard University, for being irresponsibly short-sighted in every way that doesn't mean more money for your endowment or padding for your reputation. There are more important things.

Thanks for Nothing, George W. Bush (Thanks for Nothingr father too). For ruining America at precisely the wrong time.

Thanks for Nothing, Ronald Regan you brain dead piece of shit, for helping to ruin my life by making me fear for my future and the world around me when I was growing up.

Thanks for Nothing, My parent's generation for passing on your inadequacies, self-doubt, fear... and not much else. Your children are your responsibility. It's is your obligation to pay for their education because their future is your debt. If you are so vain as to think that in a world of 6+ billion people there is some need for you to procreate then you had better be prepared to pay the price.

Thanks for Nothing, The Republican Party, for taking advantage of the general population's stupidity to your own advantage.

Thanks for Nothing, the Democratic Party, for being too incompetent to figure out how to help the general population in spite of our collective stupidity.

Thanks for Nothing, Arnold Schwarzenegger, for taking out your frustrations over your pathetic movie career on this country.

Thanks for Nothing, California (see Thanks for Nothing Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Thanks for Nothing, The people of Boston and Boston politics, for doing your best to ruin a truly great city.



Quotations

You're not as smart as you think you are.
- Me

The Museum of Science is a shit-pit and I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me that Harvard is killing babies to pad its endowment.
- Me

Success in life is about managing a continuous series of small failures.
- Me

I prefer all of my human interaction in magazine form.
- Me

Hold onto your grudges.
- They are a part of who you are.
- Your life and your experiences don't make any sense without them.
- They represent real knowledge gained.
- At times they're all you have that's of any value. Don't give them away.
- Me



Good Deeds I've Done

If I do any I'll post them here. Don't expect miracles ;O)



The Score

Listen up everybody. I've decided to start keeping score.

You may not even realize that you're playing (I won't tell you. It's my only advantage).

[ Life vs. Me ]

Life: 32
Me: 0

More info: Life gets 1 point for every year of my life to this point.

+1 point because I'm unemployed.
+1 point because my apartment is awful.
+1 point because I have fewer than 3 friends.

[ Dan from Liverpool High School vs. Me ]

Dan: 0
Me: 1

[ Jenn's horrible friend Stacie vs. Me ]

Stacie: 0
Me: 1,000,000



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