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Wednesday, September 20, 2006 |
BusinessJournal: "The FDA has advised consumers to not eat fresh spinach or fresh spinach-containing products until further notice. If individuals believe they may have experienced symptoms of illness after consuming fresh spinach or fresh spinach-containing products, the FDA recommends that they seek medical advice."
BringItOn: "In this time of great danger, I call on all Americans to put aside their partisan differences and unite in defense of this green menace. Let us bicker no more over minor differences. Let us waste no more time debating inconsequential matters like torture or domestic spying or the use of radiological munitions in foreign lands. Let us put aside minor problems like easily hackable voting machines and affordable health care.
Really though, the E.Coli outbreak is no laughing matter. Unfortunately, President Bush cut FDA funding in 2006, leaving less money available for testing the safety of both imported and domestically produced foods, stocked the FDA with cronies who care more about corporate immunity than consumer safety, and presided over the most lax FDA enforcement era in some time. So while I am not claiming in any way, shape or form that Bush caused this E.Coli outbreak, his policies and practices surely haven't help alleviate these instances. In fact, they've made them all the more likely to occur. Just as with Katrina (which Bush also did not create) American's are bearing the ill effects of a president whose policies care more for corporate profit than for people's safety. And that, my friends, is the real danger facing America today."
Borowitz:"In a nationally televised address last night, President George W. Bush accused former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein of poisoning America's spinach supply and called vegetables the new front in the war on terror."
What next? Fashion in the vegetable fields?
BagNewsNotes: "Through this livejournal community, we gain a look at the fashion spread in September's Vogue Italia.
Looking at this layout and then looking at the news, it seems the world has become lost in fable. As a result, it seems to take a fashion magazine to throw light on that payola sinkhole otherwise known as the Homeland Security Department, and to emphasize that terrorism, in America, is all that's in vogue."
And to top it all off, there's the Jesus Camp.
Democrats: "Five years after September 11, not a single terrorist has been brought to justice under the President's flawed policy. There is a bipartisan process underway in the United States Senate to fix the failed Bush Administration system that was struck down by the Supreme Court."
MercuryNews: "There is so much political corruption on Capitol Hill that the FBI has had to triple the number of squads investigating lobbyists, lawmakers and influence peddlers, the New York Daily News has learned."
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© Copyright 2006 Hetty Litjens.
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