I don't know what your plans are for the coming year, but I plan on not dying. It would also be cool if Jennifer came to her senses and married me instead of Ben. I mean -- look at him! He couldn't be more flaming if he tried (ok, maybe he could).
I'd also like to win millions and millions in the lottery so that I could afford things like these. In fact, I would buy the Redskins just so I could run them into the ground. I hate them almost as much as I hate this guy. Damn it, Ms. Lopez! Can't you see (warning: lame lyrics ahead) I'm the one for you? Not him. Besides, he's taken.
Happy New Year everyone! (except you)
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