Buh-bye
It appears that there is, indeed, justice in the world because this week Joe Millionaire said sayonara to Melissa -- after he slept with her, of course. I realize that this makes Mr. Millionaire sound callous and cruel, but if you could see the unbelievably amateurish and shameless way she was hurling herself at him you'd understand. She did disappoint me, however, because I was really hoping for a meltdown and she didn't seem to have one -- on camera, at least. She probably stopped at an animal shelter and kicked some puppies on the way home or something.
So see ya later, Melissa, and thanks for playing. Bwahahahahaha!
Stay tuned, 'cause next week Sarah, age 29, gets the boot (if Mr. Millionaire has a brain in his head.) Sarah is a sagittarius and describes herself as "adventurous, intellectual and personable." I would like to add "poser" and "snob" to that list, if I may. It's gnocchi, honey, not some exotic delicacy. Anyone with actual class wouldn't make the poor guy feel like a caveman because he's never heard of it. And, oh, yeah -- anyone who really knows wine usually doesn't ask for a wine thats, "...not too grapey."
10:00:42 PM 
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