Me and my husband used to joke that we should try to have 10 kids just to make sure one of them was gay. (I mean, someone in the family has to have some taste, right?) But now we're in our 30s and we don't joke anymore. Now we talk about trying to have 20 kids just to make sure one of them was a mac user.

But seriously folks, what are we to do with these half alien, half robot, macintosh toting unix users. They get a lovely machine like a mac, then they open a terminal emulator window and get all shaky and weepy, saying "It's unix man!" and they're hooked for life. Then the clients from lockheed martin come in and pull the plug, saying "You hippie freaks! Get a real computer!"

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