Its Just Lunch Second Date, well at least I got someone I thought was cute but as soon as he opened his mouth, I thought to myself - nope, not one thing in common. When did I ever say that I was a sports fanatic - I don't watch sports, I don't play sports, I'm not into snowboarding, skiing, wakeboard, boating, football or soccer. I can't remember the last time I went to Tahoe during the winter for any reason, I don't particulary like the snow. I still don't know who they are matching up, but it sure ain't me. By the time the waiter asked if we wanted another drink, I was ok, i need one and alot stronger than the first, fortuantely the guy had left the table for the bathroom.
And you're wondering what got me so upset, I'll tell you. This guy made a comment about the stray cats in the neighborhood that like to sleep on his boat cover and how he got his BB gun to frighten them off. WTF? Flash back to the ass in my old neighborhood that shot my cat with a BB gun because he was in his yard and btw, my cat is blind in one eye because of a jerk with a BB gun who didn't like my cat being on his property. So I asked him why he didn't like the cat on his boat cover, he didn't want the cat hair on it. What a jerk! He then went on to tell me how cat owners are irresponsible if they let their cats on other people's property. They are cats, they roam, that's what they do. Dogs would do the same thing if people didn't leash them or keep them in the house. They are free spirts. He told me you could kick a dog or beat a dog and they would always come back to you - huh? What kind of man beats a dog and expects it to come back?
And then he kept telling me about this story of a girl that has 15 cats - I don't have 15, I only have 5 but this girl apparently works for the spca and brings home the unwanted cats..awww, she has alot of love to go around, I'd probably bring them all home too if I worked for the spca which is one reason I don't work there.
He kept telling me about his boat and how his precious boat is more important than any animal's live, get a life, seriously, there is more to life than a boat.
Where are these guys coming from? Just because you have enough money to pay for a service to match you up with people doesn't mean you have to be a complete ass - oh, it just dawned on me the reason these guys can't get dates - they are asses.
So then he tells me about his backyard that is full of trees that shed leaves constantly. Ok, for one they are trees and leaves fall to the ground, that's how trees work. Two, rake them into a big pile and then jump in the center - its fun. This guy freaked out, he said there is no way he would rake them all into a big pile and then scatter them. He's a very neat, organized, anal person - he said it, I didn't. But I can tell you right now, nothing in common, cuz I'd rake them into a pile and jump in them with the cats. Or most likely, I'd just let them stay where they fell.
Apparently this guy is looking for someone fun and artsy - artsy people tend to be scattered and messy are at least in my experience, I doubt this anal neat freak is going to be happy with a scattered, messy, animal loving person like me.
Also I want someone that is computer literate - seriously, if you have no concepts of computers, you're never going to ask me how my day was because you don't understand it. I spent 90% of my time on the computer and I want someone that gets it, among other things.
I'm calling the headquarters of its just for lunch this week because this branch of Its Just for Lunch sucks, sucks in a big way. I honestly could do a better job matching people. I'm also going in and changing my profile, for some reason, they think I want to meet a sports fanatic who doesn't like animals, who is a neat freak and doesn't know how to relax - honestly I can do that on my own. I would definetly not recommend this service to anyone.
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