I've referred twice to a paper unlooked at in years before the anti-French rant was distributed in the thousands in Paris. I said people were "bemused" by The Sun's "Chirac is a Worm" front page:
That same day, Libération headlined, rather, "Chirac, parrain d'Afrique". The Godfather. Amid conflicting views over whether Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe, pariah and bane of Blair, should have been invited to the Franco-African biennial love-fest.
What perplexed my French mates more than The Sun's banner, which merited little more than a shrug, was the inside: headlines such as "LOVELY BRISTOLS" and "Nice hooters, Amanda". "What's with the Brits? Nation de coincés?" Of course, there's a gutter press here too. But different things faze different peoples. Chirac may be widely regarded as a thief and a villain, but the French press would not say so and he is, still, Monsieur le Président. Blair is such a clean Crusader. While US papers were full of Monica Lewinsky, the French found it perfectly normal that the late president François Mitterand's mistress should attend his funeral along with his wife. That's just how it is, was and always might be.
Amid the furore last week, Le Monde saw fit not to bother with any of it. The 50th anniversary of Stalin's death was far more to its taste:
The inside pages followed through on the theme.
I collect things like this. The day the Berlin Wall fell. Mandela's release. 9/11, as some of my American friends insist on calling it. Dozens of others. Someone very special will get the lot on her 18th birthday. And what's the betting she'll turn to the fashion pages instead?
My first month in France, somebody thrust the dreaded Becherelle into my hands and ordered me to get a grip of those fearful verbal conjugaisons. Ouch! But she also suggested I read Theodore Zeldin's 'The French'. It's still one of the best there is.
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