Seven screens of news in my aggregator this morning, and this is all that could be remotely considered newsworthy:
Does this place have room service? Bin Laden aide is guest of CIA somewhere, according to the Chicago Sun Times. They call this place "Hotel California." Naturally I'm humming "You can check out any time you like/But you can never leave...."
Brits Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip... BBC News boldly reports on research documenting millions hooked on alcohol who can't make it through the day without a drink. What, that's a problem?
...And maybe some other stiff things: New pub laws in Britain would allow children of any age into lap dancing clubs without an adult.
Let me by that man a pint and a lap dance.... Oscar Levant once said "What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left." [Quotes of the Day].
I'll drink to that.
8:26:27 AM ; 
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