Saturday, November 29, 2003

Persistent Orgams. The Big "O" hell. Too much of a good thing. Can you handle this?  Women plagued by 200 orgasms a day Dozens of women are suffering from a condition that makes them have hundreds of orgasms every day. Researchers have identified the condition as persistent sexual arousal syndrome. American sufferer Jean Lund, 51, told The Sun that when she told her gynaecologist he said: "You're every man's dream." Office manager Jean said: "I looked at him in the face and said: "How would you like to walk around on the verge of an orgasm every second?" And he shut up." Ten victims of the rare condition have been documented by Boston University's Institute of Sexual Medicine. Another expert in New Jersey, claims to have found 40 more cases worldwide. ---- Source:  www.ananova.com I know, I know. We are setting up a worldwide hunt to uncover the whereabouts of the other 40 clit-beasts. Essentials for the trip: multicolor condoms, intravenous viagra fluid and be capable of withstanding sustained thunder noise levels for hours on end. We've heard they get loud.   ******************************************************************* 4:43:39 PM - 160 While we wait for a new round of erotic pics... Some Humor. ---- Crazy Larry walks into the pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Look, I've got three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, so what have you got to keep me horny and potent all night?" The pharmacist reaches down, unlocks a bottom drawer and brings up a box labeled 'Viagra Extra Strength' containing single wrapped packets. He says, "Take one of these and you'll go crazy for 12 hours." Crazy Larry replies, "Hell, gimme three." The next day Larry returns to the same pharmacist, who smiles and ask, "Well, how'd it go?" In answer, Larry pulls down his pants. His penis is black and blue and blistered. It's one of the sorriest sights the pharmacist has ever seen. Crazy Larry says, "Gimme a tube of Ben Gay." The pharmacist replies in horror. "You're not going to put Ben Gay on that are you?" Larry replies, "Hell, no, it's for my arms. The girls didn't show up." ------------------------ Source: Sex News! ******************************************************************* 4:12:29 PM - 159 Missionary Sex SEX TIP #16 Where some guys make the mistake, is that they believe what's been drummed into their heads for years, that it's always us who want sex, and that women have to be cajoled and convinced. Whether it is straight sex, missionary positions or the double anal rampage just learn how to handle your girl's cravings direct from the sex source itself: once again Sex Tip Counselor generously shares his universal wisdom with all of you light seekers... 1:22:51 PM googled! - 158

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