GEISHA-MATIC
Or the way of the robotic handjob.
The day has come.
You probably thought you wouldn't live long enough to experience it but if this video is of any indication there will soon be among us the robomatic geisha girls, and not made in China but Japan.
Granted, they are not as attractive as the ancient asian dolls that have provided entertainment and lighthearted company to men for thousands of years and one could also say that those curves are not nearly as appealing... Furthermore, one could argue that a bunch of steel and wires will never, ever be able to replicate the delicate touch of the high class courtesans that tempted the men from Kyoto for centuries. Ahh... the delicate touch.
BUT, these minitaure robots can surely swing any oriental bamboo folding fan their claws are allowed to grab. And if they can *hand-le* that, they can surely *hand-le* all sorts of things including your horny pipe.
When the time comes just make sure to set the strength of the grip at around subminimum and completely eliminate the swivel action. Early human tests indicate that geisha bots have ways to go regarding their delicate touch. They have shown a tendency to squeeze, obliterate, pulverize, atomize. compress and demolish when unattended.
And yes, we heard rumors that some Yakuza guys and a few Sumo wrestlers loved it. (Ouch)
Sources: unidentified
8:35:28 PM 
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