Thursday, August 25, 2005

No Hot Dogs? Think DILDOGS We have all seen the hot dog eating contests. We have all appreciated, admired, felt disgusted with Kobayashi's 50 hot dogs/12 minutes marathon. On closer analysis, many of us questioned the need for such challenges. At least I did until today. Searching the net I came across facts that conclusively show how much japaneses are enamored with hot dogs, to the point they can't get enough of them... You be the judge. The picture on the left shows items offered by a japanese company. one that apparently has found new uses for the weenies. Yes, sausages have come a long way. Consider they were mentioned in  Homer's Odyssey in 9th century BC. Only 3000 years later japaneses have come to the conclusion that a combination of beef and pork -cooked accordingly- can yield a nice elephant gift for your lover, a tiny hottie dog shark for your son's 14th birthday or an innocent rabbit for your boss' desk. Don't get the mustard yet. One caveat, if you like these unsual gifts and are thinking on having UPS'd them to someone close to you, we advice not to select the item on the top right corner. We are still unsure whether the company tried to replicate a carrot out of a frankfurter without actually having to genetically engineering it or someone at their creative lab couldn't wait to get a dildo at the store round the corner... You know what they say. When no hot dogs, good are the dildogs. Link here 11:09:00 PM

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