1) Safe sex is not having sex. 2) Safe sex is shadow fucking. 3) Safe sex is having ongoing migraine headaches. 4) Safe sex is becoming a religious fundamentalist. 5) Safe sex is an ugly wife or a penis-challenged individual. 6) Safe sex is not knowing what a condom is... neither a vagina. 7) Safe sex is bad morning breath. 8) Safe sex is living on airports. 9) Safe sex is achieving denial over one's own needs. 10) Safe sex is preferring hands over genitals.
These days, self-preservation should be your number one motivator. Forget about that italian rubber doll that has been getting the worst and the wettest out of you. Stop fantasizing with torpedo tits all day long.
Face the truth.
If you want to remain healthy and erectile till the fat lady sings, notin' beats the 10 commandments of self-inflicted abstinence.
Become one with the crowd!
Source: Safe sex pocket book A guide to a disease-free planet. -------------------------------------------
