 Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, aka "Baghdad Bob," was demoted by Saddam Hussein from his former position as Iraq's Foreign Minister and is now the current Iraqi Information Minister. But does anyone really believe this guy's "information?" Misinformation is more like it. Since Operation Iraqi Freedom began, this guy has been spewing forth nothing but jokes, and the press has gladly soaked up such gems as al-Sahaf's, "The infidels are committing suicide by the hundres on the gates of Baghdad," and "I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."
Umm - uhh, yeah, sure, you just keep sayin’ it, buddy!
Which life is he talking about? As coalition forces have taken Baghdad International Airport and continue to surround Baghdad, and as thousands of Iraqi citizens in the streets of Baghdad cheer the Americans (I’m watching this live as I write!) for their brave and valiant removal of the murderous quack Saddam, one has to wonder if al-Sahaf really believes the stuff that he spews to the members of the press, who await with foaming mouths his latest words of wisdom. The only people who actually believe this guy’s incredibly funny but even more incredibly naïve statements are the press. Hence, despite the fact that our American troops have a bomb somewhere clearly aimed up his ass, al-Sahaf continues his rants. Is this guy brave or just stupid? Does al-Sahaf really believe that Iraq is going to win in the end? Perhaps he’s hoping that, after Saddam is made to pay and is gone, HE will then become the god of Iraq.
The only conclusion that can be reached is that al-Sahaf must be a friend of bill clinton, the immoral prevaricator, criminal and former United States president, who, amidst his overriding self-importance and focus on blowjobs in lieu of leadership, actually believed himself (as all democraps do as they lie to the citizenry) when he said, “ It depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is.” Clinton must have taught al-Sahaf that if he keeps saying it, someone stupid will believe him (the stupid person being, of course, the bill clinton or the al-Sahaf that lied in the first place) and that if he says it enough times and believes his own lies, at least he can remain dumb, fat and happy, even as that American bomb blows him a new one. Now that’s a blowjob!
POINT -- The Way wonders just what clever thought will go through this guy’s head as the coalition forces KILL him. As he rots in hell after that bomb reaches its target, I wonder if he’ll try to convince Saddam and Satan that they are both in heaven! Then again, perhaps al-Sahaf and Saddam can convince one another that hell is actually Iraq and that they are still in control. I can see this moron’s arrogant smart-ass stooopid grin now, and all I can do is just laugh, because Satan -- and God -- will never let either of them forget what truth is!
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