According to a New York Times article, two Iranian newspapers, Al Wifaq and Mardomsalari, have reported that former Iraqi Minister of Information, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, aka "Baghdad Bob," has committed suicide by hanging himself. POINT -- The Way seriously doubts that this incredibly sincere, albeit comical, man is actually dead, especially when there is such a fantastic job waiting for him in the United States.
The perfect job for al-Sahaf, who made himself famous by sticking around, to make it appear that Saddam Hussein was in control, despite Operation Iraqi Freedom rolling tanks and artillery over their heads, while the gutless coward Hussein wet his pants and fled Baghdad, is as the new spokesman for America's Democrat, uh, we mean Democrap, political party.
We ask you, who better a person is there than al-Sahaf to make the lies of the likes of democraps bill "blowjob" clinton (who just can't shut his traphole), Al Gore (who, fortunately for America, had the good sense to realize that he will always be a loser!), Tom D'asshole Daschle (senator from South Dakota), presidential candidate/office-thief-in-training John F. Kerry and Al Sharpton ("Vote for me - I'm qualified because I'm black") seem palatable, if not actually enjoyable, not to mention comical! The democraps need a good spokesman such as al-Sahaf because Americans are finally realizing that these falsifying stuffy self-serving studs of self-significance never actually solve anything and never actually offer any constructive plans for America, choosing, instead, to constantly complain and seek divisiveness, setting everyone up against everyone else, with themselves as the saviors. (For example, why do minorities need "affirmative action" [racist in and of itself, a different topic for another time] if the democraps have done so very much for them during the last 35 years? Truth is that the democraps are the biggest racists in the country [Do any of you know your U.S. history and the story of Reconstruction after the Civil War?] and do not really want racism to be eradicated! Note also that "affirmative action" only applies to minorities that aren't white, especially in California, where whites are now a minority, or Michigan, where the lowest common denominator is valued more than excellence and hard work. No wonder America's citizens are becoming dumber in comparison to the people of other countries such as Japan! Maybe if all people would take responsibility for themselves, work hard and strive for excellence instead of the gutter....)
POINT -- The Way hopes that al-Sahaf is alive and that he is offered a job as the next Democrap Party Spokesman -- he would be perfect. Afterall, the democraps in America are nothing but a big joke!
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