Nine slugs from the democrap -- oops, we mean democrat (as opposed to democratic, which is something else entirely) -- political party met earlier tonight in South Carolina to do what they do best: fight with one another and take swipes at the man who's job they would love to try, yet love to hate, President George W. Bush. For those who may have missed their self-serving display of righteous indignation and/or those who are accustomed to believing these flagitious prevaricators, here are a few choice quotes, followed by their unspoken and secret 'crap-speak translation:
Howard Dean: "I would have preferred if Senator Kerry had some concerns about my fitness to serve." Translation: "I would have preferred if Senator Kerry was the only person to have had some concerns about my fitness to serve." POINT - The Way has already discussed our concerns about Dean's -- or any of the other 'craps for that matter -- fitness to serve.
John Edwards: "Working people have been severly disadvantaged as a result of the greed in the corporate culture that exists." Translation: "Working people have been severly disadvantaged as a result of the greed in the corporate culture that exists, but that shouldn't keep us from taking advantage of them, too, especially when we can make ourselves seem innocent by blaming it, as usual, on the Republicans."
Richard "Dick" Gephardt: "We can't come along and say, 'Well, I'll keep half the Bush tax cut, or I'll keep three quarters of the Bush tax cut.'" Translation: "We're democraps, and we need to remind America's workers, who keep us alive with their taxes, that they have no right to their own money. WE are gonna steal all of the tax cut, then we're gonna steal even more of the peoples' money; in fact, we're gonna keep stealing money from those that really earn it, as much as we can get away with before the folks wake up."
More "Dick": "The Bush tax cuts have failed. They are not making the economy better." Translation: "Yay for us democraps! We're succeeding in keeping Bush's plans, which we all know WILL work (but DON'T say THAT!), from going into effect so that the economy further collapses Let's keep up the lies. If we keep saying that the tax cuts, which haven't even gone into effect yet (but let's not tell the folks that truth), aren't working, the American people, whom we have made stoooopud with our 'crap educational system plan, will believe that it's Bush's fault. Then WE can move right in and further control the people and steal even more of their hard earned money! Anyone need a new jet plane?"
Still more "Dick," if that's possible: "If you want to finally solve this problem that's bedeviled our people for a hundred years, let's get it done." Translation: NONE, just questions: (1) Who are "our" people - the "poor?" (as if these democraps are poor) and (2) OK, stop and think about it: Do the democrats ever really get anything done, or do they just keep talking about it, never fixing it, so that they can still have a reason to have the American people pay for their high lifestyles?
Bob Graham: "We're not fighting each other." Translation: "We are, as usual, fighting everyone else. But don't tell."
John Kerry: "I'm the only person running for this job who's actually fought in a war. I'm not ambivalent about the war." Translation: "I wanna be general! I wanna, I wanna, I wanna! Besides, I'M the only one of us who knows best how to lead the war against the American people and their way of life, so I, naturally, should benefit the most from their hard work!"
More Kerry: "I would have preferred if we had given diplomacy a chance, but I think it was the right decision to disarm Saddam Hussein." Translation: "I would have kissed France's ass a lot more, but I'll say anything now, after the fact, even that I think it was the right decision to disarm Hussein, even if I didn't have the balls to say it at the time, if it'll get me four years of high living at the expense of the American people."
Still more Kerry: "The one person in American who deserves to be laid off is George W. Bush." Translation: "The one person in American who deserves to be laid off is George W. Bush, and the one person in American who deserves to be laid is me. That's why I'm running for president. Besides, if clinton can get away with it, so can I!"
Dennis Kucinich: "Say it's time to cut the waste, the fat, the bloat of the military." Translation: "Look, we're gonna give in to our enemies anyway -- OH, I forgot, that's us! -- so who needs a military? Besides, I want one of those neat big silver and blue planes. Mommy, do I have to call it 'Air Force 1?' I wanna call it 'Dennis 1' - I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!"
Joseph Lieberman: "I'd like to come over there and strangle you, George [Stephanopoulos, "objective" moderator and former member of the 'crap clinton staff]." Translation: "I'd like to come over there and strangle you, George, but hilary clinton is the only one of us 'craps that has literally gotten away with murder. We've gotta change that, ya' know."
More Joey: "Saddan Hussein was a threat to the United States and, most particularly, to his neighbors. We did the right thing in fighting this fight, and the American people will be safer as a result of it. No democrat will be elected president in 2004 who is not strong on defense, and this war was a test of that strength." Translation: "Look, the rest of you are just stoooopud children and don't realize that the American people, despite our best efforts to dumb them down, are beginning to see us for what we really are. I'm the only one here old enough to be a real man, and I wanna be president so bad that I'm even willing to tell the truth long enough to con them into voting for me."
Al Sharpton: "We could have disarmed Hussein by working with the United Nations." Translation: "Despite my ignorance when it comes to, um, uhh, just about everything, I think that maybe Hussein would have disarmed -- after the rest of us weaklings let him take over the rest of the world, even France, Germany and Russia."
More Sharpton: "The way to move a donkey is to slap the donkey. I'm going to slap the donkey until the donkey kicks and we are going to kick George Bush out of the White House." Translation: "I know all about asses. Afterall, I am one. Besides, clinton already set the standard, and I'm the most vulgar of us all, and I really really wanna live in a really really big white house -- especially if I can get someone else to pay for it."
Still more Al, sadly: "Republicans are watching. We should not have the bottom line tonight be that George Bush won because we were taking cheap shots at one another." Translation: "The folks are actually paying attention to us tonight, so let's pretend that we don't talk behind and attempt to stab their -- or our own -- backs. There will be plenty of time to screw 'em later after we con them into believing that we care about them and that we're telling them the truth."
As you can see, the pretenders are, as usual, thinking only of themselves. However, POINT -- The Way asks, "Who's thinking -- and really doing something for us, the citizens and people of America?" Answer/Translation: "Truth is that President George W. Bush is doing an excellent job (even if we actually do have a couple of misgivings, for a future piece). Unlike these neo-communist-bent democrats, our fine current President is the one that has had, and continues to have, the balls to put his on the line for us. We don't need more 'crap for a president; we need four more years of our current President -- and the democrap pinko pigs out of the way! This will be a fine step toward righting the ship to which clinton did such damage."
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