Wednesday, August 06, 2003

things to be done: 1) old people: new ideas make you younger. check the research. 2) golf is an old idea. fragment of conversation i heard at luncheon in southampton once: father - "it's terrible. they are letting so many jews into the club." son - "but dad surely it's good because we need the money." father - "but they're so bad for the course." oh them jews is sheepish sure. 3) once upon a time golf was a good idea. then it was a couple of bored goys in the rain giving some consideration to something other than pounding each other into a bloody mess with pieces of metal or maybe just a stick. 4) take a count right now. when there are considrably fewer golf clubs in this country you will know america is a better place. 5) if i was ever gonna play a round of golf again i'd want it to be at that course in leadhills and i'd wanna be playing with cleo and aaron and heather and i'm gonna leave baby and the beagle at the damn hotel cos you can't stop one from singing and you can't hardly get the other one started.. 6) there were some old men at sant ambroeus who i know were really sweet guys but bad habits like golf fucked them up and you are watching the result in baghdad. 7) if tiger woods is ever not a daddy driven pussy he'll quit the silly fucking game and do something meaningful. 3:00:32 PM    comment []