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Friday, May 23, 2003 |
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Neato! The Red Meat Construction Set Do you like the Red Meat comics? Would you like to create your own? Now you can. 2:12:28 AM comment []
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The Daily Pic
Ha ha! It's funny, see, because the dog is begging for money and he's wearing sunglasses and a hat and, um... nevermind. 12:55:52 AM comment []
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Improbable Fantasy Scenario No. 271: "The Fate of Mankind" PRESIDENT OF EARTH: Erik, every other man on the planet has turned gay. It is up to you to ensure the continued existence of our species by mating with as many females as possible. ERIK: It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. And that somebody is me. The End. 12:31:05 AM comment []
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Improbable Fantasy Scenario No. 104: "The Delivery" The doorbell rings. ERIK: I wonder who that could be? He opens the door. Standing before him, a stunningly attractive PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL holding a large pizza box. PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL: Here you go. One large pepperoni with extra cheese, hot and fresh. ERIK: But I didn't order a pizza. PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL: You Didn't? Hmm. You know, it'd be a shame to let a perfectly good pizza go to waste. You should accept it anyway. ERIK: That's a good point. The problem is, I'm not very hungry right now. PIZZA DELIVERY GIRL: Maybe I can help you work up an appetite. She enters the house. The door closes behind them. The End. 12:12:01 AM comment []
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Improbable Fantasy Scenario No. 37: "The Promotion" ERIK marches into THE BOSS's office. ERIK: I've been working like a dog and making peanuts. I demand a raise. THE BOSS: All right. I'll give you a million dollars. ERIK: No. THE BOSS: How about two million? ERIK: Okay. ERIK exits the room. The End. 12:10:55 AM comment []
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