Sonic Alert Sonic Boom Alarm Clock with Super Shaker Bed Vibrator
I gotta have one of these! 
Sonic Alert Sonic Boom Alarm Clock with Super Shaker Bed Vibrator
[RETAIL: $70]
This alarm clock is meant to wake the hearing impaired with its triple-pronged attack on z's, but it also works on the terminally lazy. The 113-dB (think, rock concert) siren, 12-volt under-the-mattress shaker attachment, and ability to make the bedside light flash incessantly may even be enough get me to the church on time after a night of drunken debauchery. As a test, I set the alarm for 8 am and slumbered off to Snoresville -- I just about wet the bed when the Sonic Alert assaulted me with a banshee wail, earthquake rumble, and lightning storm. I suppose the next version of this sleep-slayer will pull your blankets off and dump ice water on your crotch. -- Brian Lam
[RATING: 9/10] [ sonicalert.com]
[listening to: It's All About the Pentiums - Weird Al Yankovic ]
6:26:15 PM  G!
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