Wednesday, July 2, 2003

Melons

After years of trying to be fair and like all of the melons; water, honeydew, etc...I have finally come to the conclusion that, really, I only like Cantaloupes. Cantaloupe is definitely the Cadillac of the melon family. Here is what I want to know.

Why is it picking a good Cantaloupe is so difficult? I know all the rules, thumping and sniffing and all that, but still, getting a delicious Cantaloupe can be quite a challenge.

You could go directly to the farmer's field and pick the ripest of all the Cantaloupes in that field and still end up with a flavorless melon. Why, oh, why must the Cantaloupe taunt us so!?!

Mmmmmmmmm, Caaannnn-ta-loooooupe.

What the..
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