200 WORDS OR LESS:
THE CLINTON LEGACY
Today's question is from Great Questions of History:
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Could Clinton be a successful leader despite his private conduct?
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Taking the question literally, I'm inclined to say, "no". However, as Bill himself taught us, words have many definitions, and answers depend on what each word means. So let's assume:
Could - as in "monkeys could fly out my butt"
Clinton - a small town in Wisconsin
be - a form of "is" - could mean anything
a - is a
successful - not destroying all human life
leader - the first two inches of non-magnetized tape on an audiocassette
despite - not to be confused with "despot"
his - a sexist term, ignore this word
private - not in the sense of "private parts", which are naughty
conduct - moving electricity from hither to yon
So "Will humanity will be destroyed by a small town in Wisconsin as non-despotic flying butt-monkeys (not penises) move electricity around a piece of non-magnetized plastic tape?"
Hmmm... I guess the answer is still "no".
posted by Harvey at 7:28:48 PM permalink HOME
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