200 WORDS OR LESS:
THE BRIEFCASE
Today's question comes from the book, "The Conversation Piece":
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#5: While walking down a street in your neighborhood, you find a black briefcase clearly marked "Highly confidential information enclosed - do not open under any circumstances." What do you do?
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[pop! flip-flip-flip]
Harv: Dear God! It's the monkeys' secret plans for conquering the world! I've got to get these to Frank J. immediately!
[snap! latch!]
Dashing down the sidewalk, I run into an old friend...
[SMACK!]
Harv: Hey! Lucky! I need a favor.
Leprechaun: I'm not a leprechaun, I'm a ll... ah crap! It's you. What the hell do you want?
Harv: Don't get snippy with me, you stumpy, mythological Irish freak! You owe me for not killing you last time.
Leprechaun: Bite me. I'm due on the set of a Lucky Charms commercial.
Harv: Well,... what about for the "milking incident"?
Leprechaun: ...So, what can I do for ya?
Harv: Teleport me to Frank.
Leprechaun: Dumbass. Why don't you just have me kill the monkeys for you?
Harv: How did you know about...
Leprechaun: Hello? Leprechaun? Supernatural powers?
Harv: Right. Do it.
Monkeys world-wide spontaneously combust.
...but somewhere in a dark cave... a voice...
"Fine. You get round 2. Now where's that hammer? It's hobo-whackin' time!"
posted by Harvey at 8:44:01 PM permalink HOME
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