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	Thursday, August 14, 2003

200 WORDS OR LESS: MEANINGFUL ACTIVITY   Today's topic comes from the Yale undergraduate admission application:   ------------ Describe an interest or activity that has been particularly meaningful to you. --------     By day, I'm a mild-mannered bank teller. But when darkness falls, I transform into FRENCH-MAN! The world's most cowardly and annoying superhero. Why, just last night...     French-Man: Hark! I hear a mugging. This looks like a job for... FRENCH-MAN!     [arriving way outside the nick of time]    French-Man: Hey there, evil criminal. What are you doing to that innocent victim?   Criminal: Beating the crap out of him with this tire iron so I can steal me some crack money. [WHACK!]   Victim: Ow! God! My skull!   French-Man: No need for violence. I'm sure there's a diplomatic...   [WHACK!]   Victim: Oof! My kidneys!   French-Man: Please, Innocent Victim, don't interrupt my beautiful voice. That's cowboyish and rude! Now, if we examine the root causes of this mugger's rage...   [WHACK!]   Victim: AAAAAAAH! My groin!   Criminal: I need money for crack NOW! CRAAAAAAACK!   French-Man: See? Now if you'll just appease him instead of persisting in your unilateral struggles...   Criminal: Can it, Froggy! He's dead and I've got the money... Saaaaaay... what's in YOUR wallet?   French-Man: Uh... I can see my work here is done. I have an important surrendering ceremony to attend across town... YIKES! MOMMY!...     Another day, another diplomatic victory, courtesy of... FRENCH-MAN!   posted by Harvey at 9:51:10 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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