200 WORDS OR LESS:
IN FIVE YEARS
Today’s question comes from the Eretz Ha’Chaim Center for Torah Learning, Living, and Farming Application questionnaire:
How do you envision your spiritual and material growth in the next 5 years?
Financially, everyone knows that your future is far too important to leave to chance. It requires intensive study and knowledgeable planning.
But I'm different. Ever since that leprechaun episode, I've been a pretty lucky guy.
So, I figure tomorrow, I'll find a quarter on the sidewalk somewhere. Then I'm gonna go be-boppin' & skattin' into my local Injun Casino and pop that baby into the first slot machine I see, and I'll be like, "Yeah! Score!" for like a thousand bucks.
I'll take that and maybe get some stocks like that rich-ass Buffy Warren guy. I'm not sure which ones to get, but I read once that a lot of people made money from Enron. It's probably still a good deal. Figure I should have like a million bucks from that in about 5 years.
After that, it's just high times, hookers, and a solid gold Lexus. YEAH BABY!
For spirituality, well, I want to be sure to pick the right religion. So I'll just write 'em all down on a piece of paper & do a cow-chip-bingo thing with a hamster. Maybe make it best of three, just to be sure.
Anyway, I'll let you know what happens.
posted by Harvey at 9:58:49 PM permalink HOME