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	Monday, August 25, 2003

200 WORDS OR LESS: A NEW FAD   Today's question comes from the book, "The Conversation Piece":   --------------- #100: If you could start another fad along the lines of the Pet Rock craze of the 1970s, what inanimate object would you choose as the new "pet"? ---------------   I tried starting a fad a while back, but during the preliminary focus group meeting…   Harv: Thanks for coming, kids. Now, you remember how much fun pet rocks were, right?   MacKenzie: What's a pet rock?   Harv: Never mind. Anyway, here’s my new creation: Shooty, the Pet Glock.   Maekenzee: My mommy says guns are evil.   Harv: Your mommy is a lying hag of a hippy. Now, this...   Makenzie: Is that the kill'n end?   Harv: No, you little hydrocephaloid, that's the beat'n end. Read the freakin' manual. Anyway, it's like a Tamagotchi. You just keep it fed with happy yum-yum bullets and...   Makynzi: But what does it do?   Harv: Most of the time it just sits & looks pretty, but it comes in handy for pest control. See that cockroach over there?   Shooty: Blam!   Cockroach: Splatter!   Harv: Works great on hippies, too.   Chorus: Waaaaahh! All our mommies are hippies!   Harv: Then die, you evil hellspawn! Here's a little chlorine for the gene pool!   Shooty: Blam! Blam! Blam!   Harv: Damn, they all got away. Well, Mrs. Brady, that's why you need more than 10 rounds in your magazine. Stress can really frink up your aim. *SIGH*...  Back to the drawing board.   posted by Harvey at 10:35:43 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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