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	Sunday, September 28, 2003

200 WORDS OR LESS: EITHER/OR   Today's question comes from the book, "Romantic Questions" page 35:   *************   #5 Which are you more afraid of: cancer or impotence?   *************   Well, there's a pleasant thought. You know, there are some decisions a man simply shouldn't have to make. That's one. Others would include:   Hernias or leprosy   Tetanus or prison sex   Gangrene or a night alone with Michael at the Neverland Ranch   Athlete's foot or dandruff   Paper cuts or unpaid overtime   Listening to any Jesse Jackson speech or having duct tape removed from my very hairy forearm   Shaving cuts or a football in the groin   Holding my wife's purse while she shops or hammering my thumb   Changing a flat on I-90 during rush hour or attending mandatory "sensitivity training"   Eating tofu or wrestling a rabid St. Bernard   Installing a ceiling fan or trying to explain why Monty Python is funny   Being dropped into a pool of pirahna or an Al Gore presidency   Watching a Truth.com commercial or watching Teletubbies   A hornet's nest in my shorts or forgetting my wife's birthday   Having the cat pee on my bed while I'm in it or a vacation in France   Smelling a hippy or listening to a hippy   Clowns or mimes   Watching "Trading Spaces" or watching "While You Were Out"   *************   Feel free to suggest other horrid choices in the comments.   posted by Harvey at 9:49:56 PM  permalink    Crappy Broken Radio Comments (do not use) [] trackback []  HOME

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